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If you’re wired for a good laugh and looking for a jolt of humour, you’ve landed on the right circuit. The team at TradeSkills4U, where you can find the UK’s best electrician training programs, gathered an electrifying collection of the best electrical and electrician jokes that are guaranteed to light up your day. So, plug in, stay grounded, and get ready to spark some laughter!
One-liner Electrician Jokes:
Shock-o-lot:
Q: What is an electrician’s favourite ice cream flavour?
A: Shock-o-lot.
Shock Absorber:
Q: What is another name for an electrical apprentice?
A: Shock absorber.
Current Specialists:
Q: Why are electricians always up to date?
A: Because they are ‘current specialists.’
Ohm’s Marriage:
Why did Mr. Ohm marry Mrs. Ohm?
Because he couldn’t resistor!
Volts-wagon:
Q: What kind of car does an electrician drive?
A: A Volts-wagon.
Bad Electrician:
Q: What do you call a bad electrician?
A: A shock absorber!
Electron Walk:
Two atoms were walking down the street.
Atom One: Oh no – I’ve lost an electron!
Atom Two: Are you sure?
Atom One: Yes, I’m positive.
The Electrician’s Calendar:
Q: Why did the electrician always carry a calendar?
A: Because he wanted to stay current!
The Long Way Home:
Q: Why did the electrician take the scenic route home?
A: He wanted to follow the least path of resistance!
Shocking Transformation:
Q: How does an electrician transform into a superhero?
A: He amps up his skills!
Circuit in Love:
Q: What did one electrical socket say to the other?
A: “Our connection is electrifying!”
Sparkling Personality:
Q: How would you describe an electrician’s table manners?
A: Simply shocking!
The Electrician’s Diet:
Q: What’s an electrician’s favourite diet plan?
A: The “Ohm Nom Nom” diet!
Battery Eating Arrest:
The guy who got arrested for eating batteries is to be charged in the morning.
Story-based Electrician Jokes:
An Electrician in Heaven:
An electrician dies in a fishing accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band. Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand, and says “Congratulations!”
“Congratulations for what?” asks the electrician
“Congratulations for what?” says Saint Peter. “We are celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old.”
“But that’s not true.” says the consultant. “I only lived to be forty.”
“That’s impossible.” says Saint Peter, “We added up your time sheets!”
Lost Ear Accident:
Two electricians, John and Dave, were working and John up on a scaffold accidently cut off his ear.
He yelled down to Dave: “Hey! look out for my ear I just cut off!”
In a little bit Dave calls up to John, “Is this your ear?”
John looks down and says “Nah! Mine had a pencil behind it!”
Exact Words:
The homeowner was delighted with the way the electrician had done all the work on his house. “You did a great job.” he said and handed the man a cheque. “Also, in order to thank-you, here’s an extra £80 to take the missus out to dinner and a movie.” Later that night, the doorbell rang, and it was the electrician. Thinking the electrician had forgotten something the man asked, “What’s the matter, did you forget something?” “Nope.” replied the electrician. “I’m just here to take your missus out to dinner and a movie like you asked.”
Her Clean Floor:
While electricians were working outside the old house I had just bought, I busied myself with indoor cleaning.
I had just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen asked to use the toilet.
With dismay I looked from his muddy boots to my newly scrubbed floors.
“Just a minute.” I said, thinking of a quick solution.
“I’ll put down newspapers.”
“That’s all right, lady.” he responded. “I’m already trained.”
Construction Workers Understand:
Four surgeons are discussing who makes the best type of surgery patient.
The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.”
The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The fourth surgeon chimes in: “You know, I like construction workers ~ they seem to understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would.”
Death Row Wisdom:
A chemist, a biologist and an electrician were on death row waiting to go in the electric chair.
The chemist was brought forward first. “Do you have anything you want to say?” asked the executioner, strapping him in “No.” replied the chemist.
The executioner flicked the switch, and nothing happened. Under State law, if an execution attempt fails, the prisoner is to be released, so the chemist was released.
Then the biologist was brought forward. “Do you have anything you want to say?” “No, just get on with it.” The executioner flicked the switch, and again nothing happened, so the biologist was released.
Then the electrician was brought forward. “Do you have anything you want to say?” asked the executioner. “Yes.” replied the engineer. “If you swap the red and the blue wires over, you might make this thing work.”
Strong Man on the Job:
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. “Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is.” he said.
“I will bet a week’s wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won’t be able to wheel back.”
“You’re on, old man.” the braggart replied. “Let’s see what you got.”
The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles.
Then, nodding to the young man, he said, “All right, Get in.”
Applying In Person:
An electrician walks onto a job site of a large company and hands the foreman his application.
The foreman begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from every job he has ever held. “I must say” says the foreman, “Your work history is terrible. You’ve been fired from every job.” “Yes.” says the sparky. “Well,” continues the foreman,
“there’s not much positive in that.” “Hey!” says the guy as he pokes the application. “At least I’m not a quitter.”
Bonus:
Plumbing Jokes!
Plumbing Poker:
Q: Why shouldn’t you play poker with a plumber?
A: A good flush beats a full house every time.
The Drippy Plumber:
Q: Why couldn’t the plumber get a date?
A: Because he was a real drip.
Draining Job:
Q: Why did the plumber fall asleep at work?
A: Because his job was draining!
Carpenter Jokes:
Nailed It:
Q: Why did the carpenter become a stand-up comedian?
A: Because he always nailed his punchlines!
4Board Meeting:
Q: What happens when carpenters get together?
It’s a board meeting, of course!
The Philosophical Carpenter:
Q: Why did the carpenter become a philosopher?
A: He wanted to nail down the meaning of life!
The Woodworking Puns:
Q: Why do carpenters love puns?
A: Because they find them so plane and simple!
Piracy:
Q: What does a pirate carpenter say when he’s cold?
A: Shiver me timbers!
House Painter Jokes:
Colourful Vocabulary:
Q: How does a house painter express frustration?
A: With a splash of colourful language!
Payday:
Q: A man hired a painter and was just about to pay him.
A: The painter said it was on the house.
Painter Feelings:
Q: I used to be a house painter, but I could never stop crying…
A: The work was just so emulsional
Wintertime:
Q: What does a painter do when he gets cold?
A: He puts on another coat
Weighty Issue:
Q: Why are there no fat painters?
A: Because they all went to the paint store to get thinner
Roofer Jokes:
Roof Riddles:
Q: Why did the roof go to school?
A: To get a little higher education!
Roofer’s Wisdom:
Q: What did the wise roofer say about life?
A: “It’s all about weathering the storms!”
Roofer’s Inspiration:
Q: Why is a roof the most inspiring thing in the world?
A: Everyone looks up to it.
Team Building:
Q: What keeps roofing teams together?
A: Trussed.
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